i broke his heart.

that's right. what did ms./miss/mrs (i don't know her title anymore) spears say? ooops i did it again. i left him, it's over. i'm a quitter. i walked into taekwondo today and said that i didn't want to do it anymore. i said i wanted to enjoy some other form of excercise and i'm pretty sure my trainer was holding back tears. "but, but, your belt test. green belt!", he said. i didn't have the heart to tell him i was always faking my excitement over the belts. really i was only in it for the excercise and when mel bailed on it, all that was left was me practicing form for an hour. luckily i got a partial refund, but in order to get it my trainer had to call the master who i'm pretty sure yelled at him. all i could understand from the conversation was, "jenny", "foreigner", and "i'm sorry" being said over and over. perhaps he's not so sad at losing me then. anyways, i was concerned that i wouldn't get any refund because ben is an ass. that's right, i said it. if you're reading this ben, you're an ass! here's why:

on tuesday i went to taek, thinking that mel was gonna show up, but she didn't. she texted though, and i thought we would go the next day together. taek alone basically blew. i paid for it though thinking that we were going to go all month. i talk to mel and she says she's not into it, the weather is too nice, yadda yadda. i get up on wednesday to go to the bank, and intend to go to taek to quit and get a refund. at the bank however, i recieve a text from mel saying she's on her way to taek. woo hoo, i think. so i go to taek, and triumphantly tell the trainer she is on her way. but mel doesn't show. mel doesn't answer her phone. i'm steaming through another crappy solo taek class. punch, punch, kick, kick. i don't even break a sweat. after taek i get a text from ben's phone saying, 'ha ha, sucka, come meet me out front'. SO apparantly, ben had secretly stolen mel's phone and thought he was so hilarious he would play a trick on me. i'm pissed because well, it sucked to be there alone (i understand why it's funny), but mostly because i thought i wouldn't be able to get my refund now. so i go out, mel is there too and begging forgiveness. ben is laughing his ass off, while i yell at him incoherently about losing me 80,000won. i restrained myself from kicking him in the nuts, because all i can think about is that 80,000won is a roundtrip ticket to seoul.

anyways, ben's nuts are safe. lucky for him, because all that solo kicking training could have meant trouble for him and his junk.

anyways, i need a new hobby.